Friday, March 20, 2009

define words

intuition-
direct perception of truth, fact, etc., independent of any reasoning process; immediate apprehension. shawn thinks his father is gonna kill him but he really isnt.

womb-the place in which anything is formed or produced: the womb of time. becoming tidal and loud, the fetus, turning, crying out a tiny beast a braying sigh.

horsd'oeuvres-literally 'outside of work'; English IPA: /ɔrˈdɝv/) or appetizers are food items served before the main courses of a meal. The French (singular and plural) is hors d'œuvre; in English, the œ ligature is usually replaced by the 2-letter sequence "oe" with the plural often written as "hors d'oeuvres" and pronounced IPA: /ɔrˈdɝvz/. There are several related terms, such as a one-bite appetizer, as an amuse-bouche (or other terms below, under:

fortnight-the space of fourteen nights and days; two weeks

gimpedout- messed up or broken asays become a week and the week draws into a fortnight.

Friday, March 6, 2009

jokes

what can you catch and cant throw? a cold

whats black and white and red all over? a news paper

why did the whale cross the road? to see the other side

A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to hisbeloved widow? but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries.